Question for the people that are used to snow...

"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern) 01/06/2017 at 09:50 • Filed to: None

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This is how we’re supposed to see. Right?

Stapleface > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/06/2017 at 09:52

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Looks good to me

valsidalv, reminding you that infiniti is an option > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/06/2017 at 09:53

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Not necessary. When you start driving some of the snow might blow away therefore allowing you to see and blinding others so you don’t get any tailgaters.

CalzoneGolem > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/06/2017 at 09:54

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I just clean of two little holes. One for each eye.

$kaycog > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/06/2017 at 09:54

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Or you could..............

MonkeePuzzle > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/06/2017 at 09:57

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be sure to leave your lights off! headlights can be blinding in a snow storm and dazzle and confuse oncoming traffic.

kiwi_matt > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/06/2017 at 09:58

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Yup. Also make sure your car has at least 3 feet of snow and ice on top of it. The extra weight helps with traction.

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > CalzoneGolem 01/06/2017 at 09:59

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Two holes? You arent living life on the edge. Go even further and just look out the side window that the snow fell off of after driving a little bit blind. Then hold up a mirror facing the opposite direction of the side mirror. Then you can clearly see ahead without clearing any of the snow at all!

404 - User No Longer Available > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/06/2017 at 10:00

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No, you need a periscope.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/06/2017 at 10:05

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I have seen people do this. I have also seen people get fat tickets for this. The worst was when I watched some fool get pulled over in a nasty snowstorm and the sadistic cop gave them the choice of either removing all the snow from their car with their bare hands or getting their car impounded.

Matthew Phillips > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/06/2017 at 10:17

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I did this once when I was running extremely late for school.. or work.. I forgot which.

CalzoneGolem > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) 01/06/2017 at 10:18

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That sounds like a lot of work I’ll just leave it all on there and follow the GPS

for Michigan > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/06/2017 at 10:27

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TheHondaBro > CalzoneGolem 01/06/2017 at 10:31

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Dude. One hole and cross-eyed.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > $kaycog 01/06/2017 at 10:32

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The Ace Ventura Technique...very nice

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > CalzoneGolem 01/06/2017 at 10:36

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Perfect. Even better, use the Pokemon Go map to navigate. With Apple Maps as a backup.

user314 > CalzoneGolem 01/06/2017 at 10:45

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Kamarov : Stop pissing, Yuri. Give me a stopwatch and a map, and I’ll fly the Alps in a plane with no windows.

Yuri (Diving Officer) : If the map is accurate enough.

CalzoneGolem > TheHondaBro 01/06/2017 at 10:47

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That sounds like a porno I saw once.

RyanFrew > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/06/2017 at 10:50

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Step 1: Open door because you need to reach inside

Step 2: Leave door open

Step 3: Turn windshield wipers on

...we’ve all done it....

DrScientist > valsidalv, reminding you that infiniti is an option 01/06/2017 at 10:56

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really, eff those people. not as bad as left lane hoggers, but top 10.

JustAnotherG6 > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 01/06/2017 at 11:00

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That cop was being nice.... If I ran the world, they would forfeit their ability to use roads and make them walk to their destination. Public transport, uber and even Taxis are too good for these people.

DrScientist > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 01/06/2017 at 11:01

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having been totally blinded by the snow blowing off of a minivan at the exact instant i was attemping to change lanes... i say good job copper.

we hope that guy wont leave the snow on his car anymore. and if he does, than he deserved the discomfort/impound fine.

X37.9XXS > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 01/06/2017 at 11:07

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Was this in Germany?

The Landespolizei will pull you off for driving with any snow on your car, and make you clean it off, immediately,

(circa 1977, I cannot imagine that the law changed too much)

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/06/2017 at 11:27

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You need two places to see out, one for both of your eyes.

TheHondaBro > CalzoneGolem 01/06/2017 at 12:30

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WRONG HOLE

CalzoneGolem > TheHondaBro 01/06/2017 at 12:32

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Is this a reference to that Jezebel article?

TheHondaBro > CalzoneGolem 01/06/2017 at 13:04

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The one about butts that makes Jesus cry?

Didn’t see it. I shitpost enough, don’t need to read professional shitposts.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > X37.9XXS 01/08/2017 at 13:14

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good